Rob gets paid to ride other people’s bikes.
My bike got scraped up after I rode it drunk.
When my bike isn’t working properly sometimes all it needs is a few drops of lubricant.
You can hear my bike coming a block away when it’s wet.
Putting a little fresh grease on my balls makes my bike move faster.
Now, Imagine if “My Sense of Humor” Was a Synonym for “Actually Funny”